Daves Bad Day. Chapter One.

Once upon a time in a magical land called fruityplops, there lived a man called dave. He lived in the fruity forest by himself in a MAAAASIIIVEE four storey mansion. Mr dave did not care for other people, he only cared about himself.. He would sit by the fire all day and just think about how rich and clever he was, while outside in the fruity forest, the fruity people would dance and play all day. Dave would glare at teh fruity people in anger as he did not understand why they were so happy. ''I do not not understand! Why do these people play and play and play.'' and then Dave would sit by the fire and contemplate this mystery. In truth Dave was disliked. He considered himself the ruler of the fruity forest and all its fruity inhabitants, because of this he was the most disliked people in the WHOLLEEE of the fruity kingdom. One day dave had a fruity visitor. He killed him and dumped his body in the fruity lake of fruity fun.